Self as a Text

What do my clothes say about me? That I'm different. Not different because I am trying to be super cool and not conform to the dogmas of modern society, but different in a sense that I dress according to how I feel. If I were a text, I would be written (and understood) by a schizophrenic person. If I am feeling particularly happy, then I will dress in bright colors, if sad then dark colors. Whether or not I'm wearing shorts, jeans, a t-shirt, a button-up shirt, a polo, or anything is purely random. The only thing that I take seriously are shoes. If you're not going to be on a boat/dock, don't wear Sperry's. If you're not going hiking, don't wear Chacos. I believe that footwear should be worn according to your situation. I dress for function and comfort. What anyone thinks about the way I dress is not my problem.